Bishen Song Parodies

Indy Got Run Over By Carcassi
By R-Chan

Indy got ran over by Carcassi
Drawing a new clutch one afternoon
Need I waste my breath explaining
The clutch won't come out anytime soon

Carcassi had been in a rage all morning
And Qui begged her not to go outside
But Carcassi never listens to her anyways
And that's how the Indy got fried.

Upon finding Indy the next morning
The Bishel fangirls were in a state of shock
They decided something must be done about it
And to Carcassi they went, for a talk

Indy got ran over by Carcassi
Drawing a new clutch one afternoon
Need I waste my breath explaining
The clutch won't come out anytime soon

The entrance to her cave was very lightless
And so the shiny flashlights were turned on
Carefully they stepped across the puddles
When suddenly Muffin was gone!

Soon after followed Jules and Lilu
And then came Cricket and Rae-Chan
Left all alone was a frightened Quissie
She would be the one to make a stand

Indy got ran over by Carcassi
Drawing a new clutch one afternoon
Need I waste my breath explaining
The clutch won't come out anytime soon

Now Quissie isn't the best to rely on
When fighting vicious dragons with large teeth
Hoping for her life she crossed her fingers
And pulled a small knife out of its sheath

Of course, Carcassi was the winner
And on their bodies she did munch
The dragon was ever so very happy
For she had Bishel fangirls for her lunch

Indy got ran over by Carcassi
Drawing a new clutch one afternoon
Need I waste my breath explaining
The clutch won't come out anytime soon